not a party

as much as i hate taking the subway

sometimes you see things like this that make it worth it.

i guess it never hurts to ask

hallo, weenie!

that's a promise!

mention on bijoux!

don't blink

taking pleasure in the little things

few things make me happier than dogs who actually do look like their owners.

the undead get winded too

kharma with an H.

whoa trendhunter review!

a glowing review by shelby lee calls for a double fist-pump!

it is a nice day

FOR A SKYCAKE!

the friendly reminder

i wish i knew little kid chelsea

since discovering my fridge can be used as a dry-erase board, i have been spending a lot of time in my kitchen.

they brought

their best dance moves to my party!

this morning's 60 km/hr wind

made me show up to the office looking like a lost member of poison circa 1980's*:



*not necessarily a bad thing.

GIRAFFE ATTACK!

don't be that guy

when i say OH! you say BAMA!

you BET that's a "deep n' delicious"...

what i want to know is

if a homeless person asks you out for coffee, is it his treat?

dear doctor

is there such a thing as hand cancer?
if so.
can it be caused by hiding my office swipe card in my mitten so i can feel superhuman when i swipe my palm at the door?

why jake went into sixth

i've seen what goes on down the rabbit hole

dean v:

new year,
new id.

(i resolve to be better.)

you really have to earn the dog